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9/25/2026

I was going to forget about this but here I am :)

I am starting to become Ichika Hoshino.

I see you guys looking at your screens being like, "Oh my word, what are they yapping about today?" Well, let me just say, I AM AND IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. Well, number 1: I'm a Miku fan, as you know. Number two: I'm socially awkward and have bad people skills. Number three: I sing and play (classical) guitar. AND HERE'S THE CHERRY ON TOP: I STARTED A BAND. YEP: THE WEIRD KID SAGE GOT A COUPLE OF RANDOM QUEERS AND STARTED A BAND. well, I'll say everything's as smooth as a dirt road because everything's so chaotic. Anyways, wish us luck!

So I'm not the only one in the school in cool fandoms...

Whenever I find someone who's in the same fandom, it's always in the craziest way ever. Such as a couple days ago, I heard the person in the room next to me playing that one song Kris plays in Deltarune Chapter 4 and I screamed and came into that room singing, "WHEN THE LIGHT IS RUNNING LOW" and we just started chatting about Deltarune! They are now known to me as Kris IRL, my friend Ralsei and me Susie :)

And then there's every one in Pride Club. It seems that if you haven't heard of Hatsune Miku, you're not allowed. I had a conversation earlier about why Len is the best and why Miku is GOD.

I also managed to find an OMORI fan at school, and I would've screamed if we weren't in a library. Anyways, we didn't have that much of a conversation about it (her favourite characters are BASIL and SWEETHEART, but she doesn't like KEL. Considering the fact my favourite characters are MARI and CAPT. SPACEBOY, am I cooked?) but I'm glad to at least find one OMORI fan so that I'm not lonely :)

What I do on the school Teams

If anyone has been at school from 2020-onwards, you would've heard of a useful app by Microsoft known as Teams. On it, there's assignments, classes and a chat function that us students have taken to our advantage and use for chatting to people that only have bricks/don't have WhatsApp/are bored during lessons, etc. We make fandom references, text at 3AM on there, some people swear, and I have vented multiple times. On a Teams chat. Where my teachers could've read. I also write a lot of poetry on there. It would be funny if my English teacher wanted to talk to me about the poems I write on there.

Aside from that, the teachers always say we'll be flagged, given detentions, etc. if we chat on Teams. It's been a year now since I started chatting on Teams. Have I been flagged? No. Have I gotten a detention? Never. Do the teachers care? Probably not, or they just forget, like I do some of the pages on this website.

9/18/2026

Hello there, boys, girls and others!

Turns out, everyone hates me :/

I can't spend a day at school without some random girl I don't like coming up to me, asking questions like. Mainly because they're all in my class. Aside from that, now my form were quite literally hunting me down just to give them this address. You do not want to know about the chaos on the form WhatsApp chat and how I left out of pure fear. Someone adds me back and I'm like, "oh damn they're desperate." Now, I'm 1 vs 20 with bullets aimed at me. At least I have friends :)

9/12/2026

Hey! I didn't post yesterday, because of the event yesterday's date is known for.

Unwavering DETERMINATION (and my friend calling me captain for a week straight)

This week, my class had to choose the leadership roles for the form, and if you know me well, you know I always aim high, despite how low I am. So I went for Form Captain, even though half the class hates me. On the first day back, I forced the one friend in my form to run as my vice, and in come all the Capt. Sage jokes.

After a week of writing a speech, working on my people skills, guess what? I lost to two more popular people than me (not a high bar but oh well) who came on, without a speech, and finished with the classic, "So yeah, vote for us". And let me tell you, if I didn't get DETERMINATION as my UNDERTALE soul in that one quiz, I would've screamed in the toilet.(well, I think they deserved it more than me, I can't motivate a class of 32 for crap)

So I ran for Charity rep. I had to make up a speech on the spot, and I lost to another girl by ONE. GOD DAMN. VOTE.

It was nearly the end of voting, so I had to go for the least important role in order to feel at least some sort of pride: the role of Magazine Representative. When it was announced, I went up and said, "I'll do it" and then someone else went up. So I had to make up another speech on the spot (did I tell you about my crappy talking skills?) Well, at least for that one, I got the role. I was getting quite desperate, I must admit.

My class knows about this blog :O

During the final speech yesterday, the main reason I got Mag Rep was probably because I was so desperate I had to pull out the ultimate weapon: this blog. After, I was like, "Oh god, here come the people who want to follow and hate on it." I bet they're all trying to find it right now, even though they don't know I use the name "Sage" online... If they do find it, I'm screwed, aren't I?

Dear the classmates who found it, sorry if I said something rude about you. It's not you, it's me :(

Project Sekai is addicting. HELP.

About a month ago, I got into a game called Hatsune Miku: Colourful Stage, commonly known as Project Sekai. I know a lot of people who are fans of it, so I decided to get into it. And you do not know all the madness that followed.

First off, I have a horrible habit of tapping my fingers on the table to a song that's stuck in my head, and now I'm tapping the most complicated rhythms ever on my laptop. It also comes with the pianist territory, I guess. Secondly, I'm always screaming, "WONDERHOY" at my PJSK fan friends, or making even more references no one gets. And finally, I have had like a ton of crushes, especially on the members of N25 and MMJ. It made me realise I was bi (shout out to the person who was convinced I was a lesbian, you were right after all) and was just confused this entire time. Anyways, here's some confessions of a rotten girl (damnit a reference) CAN SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF THIS RABBIT HOLE (another reference?!) I'M LEGITIMATELY BIRDBRAINED (stop it.) AND I NEED MEDICINE (you've got to be kidding me)

9/4/2026

Hello there! I guess this is my first blog... this will be really cool, I'm sure about it.

Coming back to school

So recently, we went back to school. It's weird, being practically a hikkikomori for like 6 weeks, then coming back, seeing my teachers, not looking at my phone all day because the government don't want us playing Project Sekai instead of doing maths and being stuck in uniform that only has one customisable bit: whether you want to wear a skirt or trousers (I hate wearing tights, so that's one bit I like about the uniform). Anyways, my class has like none of my friends from last year :( and a bunch of people I don't like. If I were to describe them in 3 words, it would be obnoxious, annoying and mean.

I shall survive though, because it's like having a bee in your room and then its friends and family join in to gang up on me and it's 3am and I don't want to do crap about it. I couldn't survive it in a better way, sorry :(

Anyways, the moment I started seeing and hugging all my friends at school was probably one of the happiest moments I've had all year, and to my friends who are reading this, I love you guys.

But yeah, school is going well, I managed to dominate in Computer Science, I joined some random group chat, told them all my fandoms and they all thought I was cool, and I am very happy :3